This hoodie/sweatshirt/pullover isn't just a piece of clothing/apparel/gear; it's a statement/declaration/manifesto. It says, "Don't talk/mess/bother with me before my coffee/caffeine/energy drink" and "I run/live/thrive on {sarcasm/dry humor/wit." You can wear this baby/gem/treasure to your office/class/weekly coffee run, but be warned: it may attract/repulse/confuse people. Let's be real, we all need caffeine.

Coffee, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie

You know that feeling? The one where you're drowning in duties and your brain is running on fumes. Yeah, adulting is tough. But hey, at least we can laugh about it, right? That's why this Java, Because Adulting Is Hard AF Hoodie is the perfect way to communicate your feelings. It's comfy, it's funny, and it's basically a wearable pep talk. Plus, who doesn't love a good cup of tea anyway?

• Rock this hoodie to your next workday
• It makes a great present for the adult in your life who's struggling
• Pair it with your favorite jeans for ultimate comfort

This Hoodie's My Blood Type

I don't need caffeine like a ordinary person. I operate on pure brew. My veins are thrumming with dark roast. Honestly, if you ever see me sporting this hoodie, it's a undeniable sign that I'm fully fueled.

• Grab yours before they vanish into the ether!

Donuts Kill My Vibe (Unless It's With Coffee) Hoodie

This hoodie is for the real vibe seekers. You know, the kind who adore a good vibes and aren't afraid to flaunt their individuality. It's got that classic look with a touch of humor, making it perfect for casual outings. Plus, let's be real, coffee is the only thing that can ruin your vibe. And this hoodie knows that.

• Specs: Super-soft material
• Colors: Black, and maybe a some wild ones too
• Sits: True to size, so you can feel confident in your pick

Snag yours now before the vibes run out!

Warning: May Spontaneously Blab About Coffee Hoodie

This individual is a serious fan of their coffee-themed hoodie. Like, really serious. They've been known to out of nowhere burst into monologues humorous coffee hoodies about it at the most surprising times. Don't be surprised if they begin a detailed description about its texture, style, or even the optimal coffee pairing. It might take some time to steer them back to other topics, so be prepared for a caffeine-fueled adventure.

Sweatshirt I Run on Coffee and Chaos {

This isn't just a piece of apparel, it's a statement. A declaration to the world that you thrive in the organized chaos. You're fueled by caffeine and driven by deadlines, all while rocking this super comfy design. Whether you're conquering your to-do list, or just relaxing after a long week, this sweatshirt is the perfect way to show off your flair.

• Extra awesomeness if you pair it with some dark circles for that authentic look.
• Embrace this vibe and let everyone know: You run on a whole lot of caffeine.